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a 27-year-old single male

Do you ever move your hands in the same way at the same time and look at them and think

The world's longest corn dog was 7

Don't forget to lather extra sunscreen on those tender thighs

If you aren't roasting your nuts on an open fire and enjoying a scotch filled holiday

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