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Our favorite theory is natural selection because you can see it all around you

you already look like a tasty treat but slip this number on and you've upgraded to hot dog on the Fourth of July status

This baby gives a full-on middle finger to every Vineyard Vines-donning try-hard that dares to show his face in the infield

possessing the ability to cause ground-shaking orgasms from merely the sight of his plumage

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