1 Admiral Brass, Unsinkable She Won't Go Down With Her Ship The second coming of Beckett Brass headlined an entire Pirates-themed Commander deck, putting The Lost Caverns of Ixalan's new finality counters on display
You could also cut them out and use them as place settings or food signs to let the guests know what each food item is (especially if you have clever, on-theme names for it!)
Its attack also needs many energies ((P)(C)(C)), while Fezandipiti ex SFA 38's attack only needs 3 colorless energies
Baba Lysaga, Night Witch and Glissa, the Traitor come to mind, the key being getting that second land without actually spending the mana to sacrifice the artifact
If its a creature, put a +1/+1 counter on it
Outside of allies, its just a weaker Boromir, Warden of the Tower