If your opponent points a removal spell at your creature, you can Donate that creature to your opponent and draw a card, then the removal spell still kills that creature
At worst, you're almost always going to be drawing a card from Simon
(6/6/2025) Note that the permanent represented by the combined back faces is colorless unless it has a color indicator
Like most White Weenie decks, while it does eventually win by beating down with a motley crew of creatures, rather than looking to be as aggressive as possible and win as quickly as possible, Death and Taxes looks to slow down the opponent with some strange, synergistic taxing effects and then win at its own somewhat leisurely pace
The resulting creature will be a Vampire in addition to its other types
Pair with Cold-Eyed SelkieCold-Eyed Selkie for huge gains