Assign each pile to a different one of those attacking creatures at random
It helps that its actually just decent without the 8-mana mode, though lets be real: Youre going to bend over in ways your bodys not supposed to bend just to get the one-hit kill
Half of the time, the card in this slot is the global version of a Mystical Archive card, and the other half of the time, it's the Japanese alternate-art version of a Mystical Archive card
Wizards of the Coast created a whole Magic set based on the Lord of the Rings IP, along with four Commander decks, and some MTG Secret Lairs for good measure
Everyone who has collected Pokemon TCG cards dreams of dragging out their old binder and finding a card worth tons of cash
Its rarely going to cost eight, and more often around four