mtg scheme cards buy For Each of You, a Gift (Schemes) [Archenemy: Nicol Bolas Schemes] taking a shared turn Two Nothing Can Stop Me Now

This only needs to make a single mana a turn to have similar value to a Llanowar Elves, which is a fine floor when you consider the cards ceiling of an extra 3 or 4 mana a turn

This feels like a three-drop on curve dork that can lead, or participate in, Hate Bears brews around things like Aven Mindcensor and Esper Sentinel

This nine-mana Enchantment Creature - Saga Dragon brings the heat in four epic steps: destroy a nonland permanent, draw two cards, then slam a 9/9 flying body whose Mega Flare deals damage equal to the total mana value of your other permanents to each opponent

That alone fulfills both this paragraph, and the next

Assuming this is the first time in Undercity, you get to search up a basic land to your hand and draw a card

(Big Furry Monster) from the satirical Unglued set "only" gets 99 power