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It bounces absolutely everything except for the largest sea creatures around

Ill admit I have the utmost respect for the lengths Magic designers were willing to go to just to print a card for a niche character from the 90s that had a name that was obviously a joke

In total, the basic land appears in traditional foil 20% of the time

Whenever Surgespanner becomes tapped, you can pay two mana, and if you do, you get to return a target permanent to its owners hand

I really like that it gives whatever you reanimate menace and deathtouch in addition to haste, meaning you maximize the chance you can connect with it to trigger damage triggers, if it has any or just straight up damage

It did not end well for me