While not quite as beneficial, you could use an effect like Case of the Pilfered Proof or Peregrin Took to create a Clue/Food Token with tons of +1/+1 counters on it
Decklist: Thalisse, Reverent Medium in EDH Thalisse, Reverent Medium | Illustration by Heonhwa Choe Commander (1) Creatures (25) Adeline, Resplendent Cathar Avenger of the Fallen Bennie Bracks, Zoologist Blood Artist Corpse Knight Elas il-Kor, Sadistic Pilgrim Elesh Norn, Grand Cenobite Esper Sentinel Grim Hireling Hildibrand Manderville Jadar, Ghoulcaller of Nephalia Kambal, Profiteering Mayor Lotho, Corrupt Shirriff Magus of the Moat Mirkwood Bats Mondrak, Glory Dominus Myrel, Shield of Argive Orcish Bowmasters Pitiless Plunderer Prava of the Steel Legion Priest of Forgotten Gods Venerated Stormsinger Viscera Seer Witch Enchanter Zulaport Cutthroat Instants (17) Akroma's Will Benevolent Offering Call the Coppercoats Clever Concealment Cut Down Deadly Dispute Despark Flawless Maneuver Fracture Grand Crescendo Path to Exile Secure the Wastes Swords to Plowshares Teferi's Protection Vampiric Tutor Village Rites Vona's Hunger Sorceries (8) Agadeem's Awakening Emeria's Call Hour of Reckoning Increasing Devotion Lingering Souls The Battle of Bywater White Sun's Twilight Winds of Abandon Enchantments (5) Anointed Procession Caretaker's Talent Dawn of a New Age Intangible Virtue Rabble Rousing Battle (1) Artifacts (8) Andril, Flame of the West Fellwar Stone Mind Stone Orzhov Signet Skullclamp Sol Ring Talisman of Hierarchy Thought Vessel Lands (35) Ash Barrens Barad-dr Bojuka Bog Brightclimb Pathway Castle Ardenvale Caves of Koilos Command Tower Concealed Courtyard Fabled Passage Fetid Heath Field of the Dead Godless Shrine Isolated Chapel Marsh Flats Minas Tirith Mirrex Phyrexian Tower Plains x3 Prismatic Vista Scrubland Shattered Sanctum Silent Clearing Snow-Covered Plains x3 Snow-Covered Swamp x2 Swamp x2 Tainted Field Urborg, Tomb of Yawgmoth Vault of Champions Vault of the Archangel This EDH deck with Thalisse, Reverent Medium is a great goal for anybody interested in playing Orzhov
The combination of protection and turn stealing makes it incredibly hard to remove the Promised End from play, once there
If the creature doesnt have any triggered abilities, then The Masamune is merely a glorified long sword
However, were not talking about Atraxa, Grand Unifier because we want to reanimate her
It's neat, though, to see that the art division has been mucking around with the idea of using vertically-stretched artworks for cards for a while, and I kind of want to say that Unglued might be an experimental ground for some unconventional format-breaking card design
