Weekend Forecast Tee Sword Fish The ever-elusive primate is said

The ever-elusive primate is said to be frequently spotted around long weekends in Queensland and traditional Australian holiday periods after heavy consumption by those lucky enough to be visited

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WA & NT: 16th of August

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Weekend Forecast Tee Sword Fish The ever-elusive primate is saidEvery Friday afternoon, a euphoric weather system sweeps across Australia. It starts with a lunchtime itch and for the next three hours plans are made and cold mangoes are secured. Within minutes of knock off, tins crack, lids pop and smiles are on dials. Scientists can't explain it. Queenslanders call it the weekend. So no matter where you are on the map, the forecast stays the same, theres a 100% chance of mangoes.