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It's Friday
My own personal suit of piping-hot
If you don't come with me right now to the club and down 14 shots of Jäger with me
Smells like everything is coming up roses
Enlightening
Excuse Pencils for Introverts september It's FridayPeople Suck Thats why you prefer to stay inside with your stuffed animal collection. But sometimes its a little hard to admit that in public. So weve carefully crafted a few extremely plausible excuses to get you out of all those pesky social obligations. Like happy hour. Your nieces school play. Office parties. Your wedding. Pencils: Sorry, I Have Ebola My Legs Fell Off This Morning The Damn Toilet Exploded I've Been Abducted By Aliens I'm Stuck at
